@sun I remember a homework I had in primary school where we had to measure the diameter of various cables we had around the house and whoever found the girthiest cable would win something.

I measured a SCART cable at the back of my TV that was thicker than anything anyone else found, but when my teacher asked me to explain what the fuck a "SCART" was, she wouldn't believe me and disqualified my entry.

Fucking bitch.