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@Moon good, i always hate packaging with sex words on it

@Moon @shibao That is fascinating if it works how I think it does.

@Moon I want to start a company that ships regular stuff in boxes that say “pocket pussy” and “dick stretcher” with the appropriate graphic.

@Hannibal I used to put weird things in the memo part of checks I wrote so the person would be embarrassed to cash them. Like "one (1) penis pump"

@Moon "No Sex Words": See Also: Man on first date.

Haha, I do that with the IRS still!

I’ve been audited 12 times.

@rain @Moon @shibao
tfw no gf examining your semen and getting horny about it.