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just got mildly high

I'm going to play SimCity 2000. you have 5 minutes to come up with a name for my town

@grips Oh perhaps you could name it the Bebe Town. Thank you friend.

@grips Cumburg

@grips
Benisland
Paradise
Mega Ghetto 2230945230754
Ducklinka
Bald Knob

@grips bruh

@grips

Schnitzelberg

@grips the bruh part was for the getting high part

@benis I know

@grips bruh

@grips @benis @issdeinschnitzel @bebe @maxmustermann You can’t just name your city that! You will regret this!

(I haven’t played SC2K in ages, probably long before 3000 was even released)

@grips Did this one have the alien attacks in it?

@wildgoose999 yes, totally at random so you need a fire station, just in case

alright, so the powerplant costs $4k out of the $10k budget I start with. it blows up after 50 years so my goal is to have enough money to build another one when that happens. the most important facilities (hospital, school, fire station, police) cost something too so you need taxes to get that going

staring to bustle
the three RCI bars show demand for each of the zones (residential, commerce, industry). taxes are low so far so each of them wants in

every now and then something new (like buses, subways, nuclear plants etc.) gets invented and you can build it

@grips don’t hydroelectric plants last forever in 2k?

@Jackuu yeah but they're not invented yet (it's 1903)

watasmug GPT-3 has nothing on these randomly generated articles

@grips I should have read those more carefully. I really liked the music from SC2000.

looking good so far :)

dats rite! bitch

time to replace the power plant really soon, I've saved up just enough. first time I made it on time on medium difficulty :)

@grips I can’t remember if you could jack up taxes near the end of the fiscal year and then immediately lower them after in SC2K

I know you could pull that shit in SimCity 1989

@Jackuu I think the end of year balance is already set in stone by the time the yearly budget window opens

@grips it’s just been over twenty years since I touched this game, I remember doing the absolute bare minimum of police and fire services to prevent things from going completely off the rails, and autistically minimizing the amount of infrastructure built to save every single dollar possible

I should probably try playing it again. It’s not really piracy if I lost the floppy disks last millennium is it?

@Jackuu it's on GOG for five bucks when there's not a discount going on but given that EA killed Maxis some years ago, I'd say just pirate it
plus you bought it years ago, so yeah

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the coal plant finally crumbled so there's the new one! I'm kind of proud of what I've got so far
man, it's late. suya..

@grips all those hills and not a single hydro dam 😔

@Jackuu @grips

Don't listen to Big Dam's lies

Think about it

Big water over here

Little water comes out there

Water makes electricity somehow??

Wake up sheeple they are playing us for fools

@Jackuu maybe one day :)
the plan is nuclear by 2000, or if I don't grow that fast, multiple coal, maybe even oil... but I'll see

@grips it’s a long-term strategy since they never have to be replaced it’s just the one time purchase and there’s only so much you can do with hillsides anyway

alright, picking up where we left off
I won't play for another full 50 years tonight, maybe 20 or so at most

alright, so a new coal power plant has just started its 50-year lifecycle and at its end we'll need $4,000 for another one. this time, however, we already have a fully running city with a pulsing cash flow so we might as well save up later and expand now
(the plant is running at 60% of max capacity. if we start to grow past that, well, we're gonna need another one sooner)

a second fire station would be nice first, this game has disasters and stuff and you never know when an extra fire brigade can be helpful
then maybe some suburbs, more industry and perhaps a college along the way...

I'm wondering why the black guy got the education department

...they keep on inventing...

LETSFUCKINGGOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOOLETSFUCKINGGOOOO

a siren just went off and a small patch of the river in bumfuck nowhere flooded a bit

"disasters", huh

@grips this gui gives me tingles

@Bajax it do be like that

just like that. huh

@grips if you had any power plants there it probably would have fucked you over pretty bad

@Jackuu perhaps, luckily I'm not very spread out so disasters don't affect me that much yet

alright, I think I'll leave it at that for today
some 11-ish years left but I think I'll have enough saved up by then. terraforming cost me a lot, and the growth is slower than I expected too... but it's something

@grips Thought this was a kill streak in Quake the game Sui_laugh

@grips this face make my day

blahaj fans be like

100 years of Bebruhduckburg blobcoffee what a century
it's been a slow growth but the city made it and most problems got mostly dealt with so I'm satisfied

@grips im too late. but 幻想gpsのcity

old plan goes boom, new plant go brrr, money was sufficient. all is good

@grips That message reads like a cope Louis XVI's advisors were telling him while they were storming the Bastille

@grips so I fired up a game of SimCity 2000 and you do get hydroelectric at the start you just have to click and hold on the power plant button

It was a bit cheaper than just plopping down for a lot of extra power you won’t use right off the bat plus there’s no pollution

@Jackuu huh, so an easter egg... interesting
idk, it still feels like a cheat to me cirnoshrug but it's nice to know, thanks

@grips not so much in Easter egg it was just however you load up the power plant selection menu

Call hydro and oil are all available in 1900 unless I was playing on some weird baby bitch mode that I wasn’t aware of

@Jackuu ah, right
I still don't know how to properly use them, though. do I need waterfalls? because in that case most maps generate without those and I'd have to spend a big chunk of money on terraforming

@grips you will need to place a water tile on a hillside of choice, and connect it to the power grid

You don’t have to use a lot of them at first just two or three, and as your city grows you can gradually add more or save up for a coal oil or nuclear plant later on

There’s no real point in dropping a coal plant so early when you can use that money for City development and not have excess power running idle for 20 years or longer and polluting your City to boot

@Jackuu cool, I'll probably try some in a few years because I'm running out of power output now :)

@grips also water tiles are like a hundred bucks so technically it costs a little bit more than coal if you have an equivalent number of dams to produce the same amount of megawatts, but since you can gradually build up your capacity you won’t feel it as much

@grips they also never demolish themselves after 50 years so it’s a one and done purchase

@Jackuu yeah, I knew that, just didn't realize it's feasible to have them at the start

@Jackuu so I tried it with artificially placed water, it looks weird as hell since it covers it entirely but it somehow works. thanks!

@grips given that they don’t pollute you can place them closer to your city and save money on powerline construction and maintenance (I think you have to pay for that)

They look better when there is water around them like a lake as well but it’s purely aesthetics

got a college :^)

I think that's it for tonight, gotta work tomorrow too. hehe