MelonBread.dev

MelonBread.dev

To everyone telling me to use debian instead of ubuntu for my new server all I have to say is I'm not gonna use beta cucked software.
Look into why Debian is named Debian. It was literally created by a beta orbiter who named it after himself and his thot and when he ran out of money to pay for Deb's OnlyFans he an heroed out of Soylent range.
Canonical came along and uncucked Debian and actually made a good Linux distro.

To all the Soylent sipping cucks telling me to use Debian so I can dip my toe into into the cuck lifestyle; fuck you. Stop being a cuck. You're literal proof the holocaust didn't happen because if it did your cucked jewish genes wouldn't be around to this day. Fuck all of you. Go fuck yourselves.
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@sjw Use what makes you happy.
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@rain The most baest answer

@sjw @rain
Are you going to use containers for each of your services? What files system?

@skylar @sjw nooooooooooooooooooooooo arch isnt gay nooooooooooooooooooo

@neo @skylar @sjw @creamyuzi The distro for incels blobfoxinnocent

@tard @rain no that’s bloat and fucks with CPU cache and branch prediction lowering performance. Literally everything is XFS. / on my 1TB Samsung 980 which is going to serve the OS and database, for user uploaded content I have 4 Seagate IronWolf Pro 4TB drives in RAID 5 giving me just under 11 TiB of usable disk space.
The RAID pool has a 500 GB NVME cache. Tested read speeds from the cache are over 2 GB/s so that should be negligible given the cache size plus the read speed boost of 4 drives in RAID 5 feeding the cache.
Everything is is XFS in LVM on top of LUKS 256-bit AES. And even I don’t know the password to unlock all of it because I’ve already forgotten it but I have it saved in KeePass.
The biggest bottleneck is the ~78 MB/s write to the RAID 5. That can be easily mitigated for the time being. Maybe in the future I’ll add a second cache drive and have the NVME cache in RAID 1 so I can do a writeback cache to have over 1 GB/s write performance without the worry of data loss.
However, with current workload, I’m confident bae.st will existence a 6+X performance increase.

By the way if anyone came come up with a simple intrusion prevention mechanism where if my front door is opened without my phone being near (because I’m going to be hosting from my bedroom). It’ll cute power to my server so feds can’t spray the RAM sticks with LN₂ in an attempt to recover my decryption key.
My shit is upstairs which gives a pretty decent size window. At the very least 12 seconds to run up the stairs and get to my bedroom. Another 8 seconds to identify the PC, unscrew the side panel, spray the RAM, and then it’s game over.
So, if you can design a system I can buy and implement for under $100 I’ll be willing to pay you for your work and will also give you credit on bae.st. Hit me up! Using a remote server isn’t necessarily out of the question.

@sjw @rain
You could put the power cord for the PC across the entrance to you room so when someone enters they trip on it and cause it to unplug.
Another option is to wire your case panel with white phosphorous grenades inside it so when the case is opened they go off.

@skylar @sjw Mint is clearly the best option.