ANIME MATCH is now available on Steam!

Discover all 9 matches in this exciting anime-style memory/concentration card game and win one of three different pictures!

• 9 different cute anime women to discover under the cards
• 3 different pictures to win
• I want to die
• Please kill me now
• I made this game in about 2 or so hours. The Store page and related assets took longer for me to make than the game
• This is not an actual game, this is an experiment to see how well shitty games actually do on Steam. I will be doing 2 other experiments.
• I’ve gotten like 5 e-mails about TOP INFLUENCERS wanting to play this CUTTING-EDGE game ANIME MATCH. That’s a positive review, right?
• Do not shitpost in my forum, do it here so the Valve monkeys don’t ban me
• 13 (10? I don’t fucking know, I’d have to navigate the labyrinth that is Steam Partner to see and I’m way too fucking lazy for that) achievements to unlock
• There is no nudity
• Proprietary random shuffle technique to ensure replayability
• Funky soundtrack

BUY IT TODAY™️

@welt Thank you friend.

@coolboymew Not yet.

I did get a press scammer though

@fluffy Thank you friend. Enjoy ANIME MATCH.

@amolith Thank you friend.

@coolboymew Yes. I actually got two, forgot about the first one

@pasture I'm intrigued to see what comes of it.

Will you write an article about how it does?

@WomanCorn That is the plan, yes. :)

@Party_Animal Y-yes, thank you friend.

@Zettour people usually sell those at the price point I’ve set. I don’t know how they make money though with the commission rates I’ve seen

@waifu The punchline is that I wasn’t kidding

@waifu see, totally worth it

@pasture@pl.gamers.exposed bought into your -scam-
if i get a trollface i'm reporting you for tax evasion

@mulmeyun no it’s a rick roll, thank you friend

@FBICatgirl i was unironically going to release a mac and linux version but the library that does the achievement bullshit doesn’t really work well (i.e. at all) for some reason

i mean i developed the fucking game on a mac, i don’t know why when i build it standalone nothing works

@chuculate Thank you friend.

@rain Thank you friend.

@pasture Nailed the bit where you recommend way more ram than necessary.

@Paradox i wouldn’t even fill out that section if I didn’t have to

@pasture Cool Game I Rate 3 Stars (Have Not Played)

@ChineseSleeperAgent Thank you friend.

@pasture I Rate 5 Stars Now For Kindness :)

@hakui Thank you friend.

Launch discount ends tomorrow at 10am Pacific.