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Found my FirefoxOS phone! Reminding me of when Mozilla was good and aspirational.

It’s stuck in a boot loop and won’t turn off while plugged in

@sun

Some phones still firefox OS ?!

@sun mozerella fone....

@sun I remember when I ported that OS to one of the Nexus phones (Nexus 5 IIRC), good times ac_pleased
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@sun CC @Mozilla On en a gros !

@sun Does it have that plastic that melts as time passes?

@kerosene The plastic is not tacky!

@sun I remember those

Ubuntu mobile too

@arcana @sun i remember when people thought they'd be revolutionary and... we're still stuck with poo (android) or expensive greatness (iOS)

@rain I literally also just found a Nexus 5 in a box

@mischievoustomato @arcana @sun
IOS is dogshit because the code is not liberated and you can't fucking sideload apps

pajeetdroid is dogshit because developers don't unlock their phones and the vendor rom is always unoptimized for their devices.

@yomiel @arcana @sun i honestly don't know if i'd sideload anything on ios

@mischievoustomato @arcana @yomiel you used to not be able to get emulators in the appstore so people wanted to sideload emulators

@sun holy crap

@sun@shitposter.world
Wasn't it revived as KaiOS?
By Google though — with all that implies 😩

@m0xEE I think it's PostMarketOS now?

@sun pmOS is based on Alpine. KaiOS is right.

@m0xEE

Here's a little video of it working:

@sun
these things made me think might be ok to use a telephone some day

@ageha yeah I am sad they killed it

@sun I had this one too, so bad. I wonder what happened at Mozilla to make it crash so hard. They got it on a few phones with big partners but it was always just barely usable.

@lain I think they’re killed it too soon

@lain From where I was sitting, Mozilla couldn't monetise it to keep development sustainable. At this time they were trying everything, from WebXR to Lockwise.

@sun

@thatbrickster@shitposter.world @lain@lain.com @sun@shitposter.world also the phone specs were pretty damn bad at the time, so it left a bad impression

@koimoa I remember, when 2GiB was on the edge of not being enough. I was using a Windows Phone with 1GiB at the time.

@lain @sun

@thatbrickster@shitposter.world @lain@lain.com @sun@shitposter.world somehow the windows phones ran fairly smooth with limited RAM, but none of the apps were worth it

At least the clock works.

@sun@shitposter.world wew. That's an old video. I hope they changed some stuff since 1980

@mischievoustomato @arcana @sun
Speaking of which; why are cheap phones never unlockable? It seems like most companies only have their most expensive phones be unlockable.

@yomiel @arcana @sun @mischievoustomato Companies that only last for a few years would obviously not hesitate to blatantly infringe the GPLv2, as by the time they could be ordered to cease infringing copyright, the company most likely would have disappeared.

Big companies tend to avoid blatantly infringing the GPLv2, as it's game over if their license gets terminated.

I have framed donut-era Android art in my office that constantly reminds me of a time when google didn't hate humanity 😪

@nicholas @sun google hated humanity from the very start - they've just now become effective at carrying out their goals.

@pernia @m0xEE @sun PostmarketOS is a proprietary BusyBox/Linux distribution.

"FirefoxOS" at least included some GNU software by default, thus it seems it didn't suck that hard.

@pernia @m0xEE @sun My claim is 100% truthful.

They only distribute a proprietary version of the kernel, Linux and although previously they additional gave the user the choice whether to install additional proprietary programs for hardware support (which usually gave the user the choice, even if occasionally the compilation script writer screwed up), they now just install the proprietary software without asking the user, meaning that postmarketOS is proprietary software that tramples on the users freedom.

I remember loading this up on my Nexus 5.

It actually was pretty awesome and worked great.

@a047a37c473e54e4c14d5346d253b4d27fa7acb6996faa65feb6b38ddfcb432c I wonderif kaios would work on it currently, I just found my nexus 5

@sun No joke, if this had been successful, it would have prevented Chrome from becoming Internet Explorer 2.0 (Because most of the internet is Chrome-based phoneposters now)

As for the OS, doesn't matter, all phones use shittier forks of other OSs

@sun @mookie OMG I forgot about this. I should REALLY write about this + failed phones ( Amazon fire phone, facebook’s F1). I did the Kin a few years ago and loved that.

@sun i didn’t even know this was a thing, what a rad piece of history

@sun @mischievoustomato @arcana @yomiel Which was one of my biggest gripes with Apple for ages.

So what if I wanna play pokemon rom hacks and SRW on my phone? That's my right as an american, goddamnit

HEYULL YEAH I'LL COP TO DEM MUTHAFUCKIH CRACKUHS DICKIN MY GREAT GRANDADDY ASS ON DOWN NEAR THE BUCKSHED IF THAT MEANS THIS HERE NIGGA GAWN GET HIS DRIP ON FOH DAT FREE MONEY, FUCK A NIGGA PRINCIPLE N SHEEIT I AIN'T PROUD, WE NIGGAS MAN I JUST WANNA BE ROLLIN IN DAT ROYCE NIGGA pepedink

@nice-nigger @arcana @ZRDR_DelRio @sun @mischievoustomato
Where'd you learn how to drive? You coulda killed somebody!

@yomiel @arcana @nice-nigger @sun @mischievoustomato
I failed my driving test so many times my family just started calling me Spongebob. If I had failed one more time I would have had to completely start over or something.

@sun @mookie Wow, he must've bought it right away!

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@mischievoustomato @arcana @sun lol android always been better than ios

@david @sun @mischievoustomato iOS blows Android out of the water sorry