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I don't think it's infected, I think it's the tendon. Better today, not good yet; I think the original estimate of a week is accurate. The two punctures, back of the wrist, those are where he got his teeth stuck. (He's limping but the little grey asshole is fine. Last time this happened, he got a cool Big Boss scar. Asshole.)

Anyway, typing with just one hand, so not typing much. No hellthread, no big argument, just back to the fundamentals: smashing that like.

If I look gone, I am not gone, just like, down to 5wpm and code is easier than prose.
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@p Hope it heals up soon! blobbandage
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@p Whoa, shit. Cat?

@sevvie Yeah. Tried to break up a fight so he didn't get injured again.

@sevvie @p He had a run in and was taking care of a doge a little while ago so probably that

If you got animal bite puncture wounds and inflammation go to get an IV antibiotic as it can be serious. I know someone that lost use of an arm partially waiting too long. Also I got the IV when the same happened to me, and was able to go back to work in a day.

@thendrix If it starts to look infected, yeah. It is mechanical problem, not bacterial.

@p
fugg bro!!! cat_sit_2

@GhostOfMoshe It's cool, I have found out recently that I cannot be killed.

@p hope you feel better soon.

@p Fuck that looks unpleasant. Don't die of rabies, I got nowhere else on the internet that will tolerate my shit.

@SilverDeth Ha, it'll be fine, two domesticated cats beefing over turf.

@p wtf

@p I don't know if you have the capacity to tolerate such a thing.
But I thought I would recommend Speech Note with Whisper CPP.
I'm often at the computer with only one hand, and I find it very acceptable for speech-to-text.

It runs locally on the machine, and its accuracy is better than anything else I've ever used.

@hazlin Oh, even like this, typing better than vox.

@pernia Perceived softness may be due to swelling. Otherwise, I have computer not farm.

@bajax @pernia I have done plenty, thanks.

@p Who did that to you?!

@kakafarm Attempted to break up catfight, accidentally joined.

@kakafarm Actual fight between cats; not figurative.

@lnxw37b2 @kakafarm Actually had carne asada burritos today. Marinated flank three days, used triodug's recipe.

owe he got you good

@p @kakafarm Appreciate the clarification catgirl_tongue

@TrevorGoodchild @kakafarm This is why hand is injured instead of bruised hips and hypoxia.

Pro Tip: Buy a pair of snowboarding gloves with wrist supports. They're virtually cat proof.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @kakafarm@shitposter.world I also got bitten up today, they bite so deeply!

@p Ouch.

@p @pernia swelling could be caused by infection. Take some aspirin and a zpak or a round of amoxicillin just in case.

@j @pernia No redness around the cuts. Feels exactly like when I had a deep-tissue bruise on my leg.

@pernia @p my cat is careful not to scratch me when I give him a bath. He'll try to get away, sure, but he's always careful not to scratch me when doing so.

@p Keep them disinfected ( bigbosssalute ) and you should be fine. Hope you get better soon.

@p @pernia might not be infected. Just keep an eye on it.

@pernia @j Is not infected, I think. Keeping it clean.

Improved significantly due to liberal application of peroxide after injury, sleep, fluids, ice pack, mentholated salve; can now put on shirt without yelling. Restless and bored as shit; should be able to catch up on reading, etc., but can't keep my eyes pointed at the page long enough. Harassing accountant, arguing with cat (who still refuses to acknowledge his responsibility). No caffeine; keeping the blood pressure down, wrist throbs otherwise. This is probably why I'm losing it. I'll be dead/insane/feral within the week. (In other words, back to normal.)

@p @pernia @j Doesn't look like it is infected. You would have more inflammation around the cuts.

@phnt @j @pernia Yep. Urine remains pale, not dark or cloudy, so between that and the lack of inflammation, figure it's remained clean.

@phnt @pernia @p probably but not always

@p @pernia @j


> is not infected, I think. Keeping it clean.

i scrolled up forever. this is a cat scratch. that swelling you see is likely infection. don't mess around with this, go get antibiotics and a tetanus shot if you haven't had one in < 5 years or if a blood titer doesn't show antibodies.

you "may" be able to heal it naturally, but don't count on it.

@jae @j @pernia

> this is a cat scratch

Actually he got his teeth stuck in my tendons.

Anyway, already healing up. No infection, just really deep bruising.

@p he'll never accept responsibility. toxoplasma is a helluva drug.

@sevvie He's never eaten a rat; just beans. He is bad at Outside because he's never done it, so supervised visits.

@p

I am glad you found a liberal to apply peroxide

@Leyonhjelm I did it myself, just in a very liberal manner.

@p

When I was bitten by a stray dog a decade ago (got scared by my motorbike), I too remember it was kinda swollen a bit for a week. Probably wouldn't have swollen if I had taken the antibiotics I was prescribed for it at the emergency room (where I went to get a tetanus shot just in case).
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@laurel Yeah, the other cat bolted, just my little grey bastard got his teeth stuck in my wrist.

> I'll be dead/insane/feral within the week

Based. @p

@p blobcateyes g..good luck p bigbosssalute hope you feel better/ normal ("normal") soon BlobCatHeart

@Leyonhjelm @p peroxide is whitening.

@p so you called the peroxide a Nazi and accused it of a phobia. Well done

@Leyonhjelm Netflix replaced it with soy sauce.

@p Oh. Apropos of... mammals.

Bear has learned some moticum of self-control. Birds can eat at the feeder in front of him without him being so bothered that he has to attempt to eat them. Unless he's hungry, sometimes he takes his frustration out on the birds if he's hungry.

@sevvie Ha, he saw some cows at the fence last week, they freaked him out, but not as much as the deer did a couple of days later.

@p @pernia @j got it. you have so many posts and threads didn't know the full story. my feral booped me last year and the claw went to the bone of my knuckle. very painful and took nearly 3wks to heal up.

@jae @j @pernia

> so many posts and threads

I'm taking it easy and posting less, still too many.

It's actually maybe 50% normal already. Still aches but is way better than yesterday. Think I got really lucky.

> my feral booped me last year and the claw went to the bone of my knuckle. very painful and took nearly 3wks to heal up.

Holy fuckin' shit, that must have been awful.

@pernia @jae @j

> u niggas need tamer animals

Safety is overrated. This is America, gringo.
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@pernia @p @j are you housebroken? do you walk on a leash? do you prefer dry or wet food?

@jae @pernia @j Worst a feral cat has is rabies; no telling what pernia has.

@pernia @p @j no not a pet. ill post you outside my used car dealership with a bowl of water and food feeding you mentos and rc cola to mimic rabid dog. i can't afford to lose inventory.

@jae @pernia @p @j >XNGCar

@pernia @p @j @sysrq would-be criminals won't mess with hybrid mandog named troy. only koreans and southern chinese you have to worry about

@jae @pernia @p @j Troy ada..

@sysrq @pernia @p @j someone fed the goddamn thing after 3am

@pernia @p @sysrq @j we'll keep you inside with the other dog.

@pernia @jae @j @sysrq pernis white girl arc

@jae @pernia @p @j I swear, if you wrote all this shit down people would think it was a lost John Waters script.

@sysrq @jae @j @pernia It's already written down.

@pernia @p @sysrq @j im sure you will daddy

@sysrq @pernia @p @j either that or a dramatization of a documentary, "inside the puzzle factory"

@p @pernia @jae @j sources say: aids straight from the monkey

@p @pernia @jae @j say what you will but he got his mustard

@pwm @j @jae @pernia He's inside two wolves, he says.

@p @pernia @j

> It's actually maybe 50% normal already. Still aches but is way better than yesterday. Think I got really lucky.

i'm thrilled to hear you're doing better. seriously. that shit is not something to mess with.

> Holy fuckin' shit, that must have been awful.

if i moved it, it was rough. i taped it straight and typed with my right hand in a modified version of the shocker

@jae @j @pernia

> i'm thrilled to hear you're doing better. seriously. that shit is not something to mess with.

No one's more thrilled than I am. I thought I'd be hosed still today.

> if i moved it, it was rough. i taped it straight and typed with my right hand in a modified version of the shocker

I had another picture of neapolitan ice cream maneuver but saw this one while scrolling.
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@p @pernia @j mine were cleared of rabies. pernia is known for penile-ebola

@pwm @p @j @pernia we've discovered the source of grid

@p @pernia @jae @pwm at yiffcon

@p @pernia @j

> but saw this one while scrolling.

i've spent many minutes trying to figure out what this had to do with neapolitan ice-cream or the shocker.

tism is a fuck, sperg em all. 41,345,888 dead cyborg love dolls

@jae @j @pernia

> i've spent many minutes trying to figure out what this had to do with neapolitan ice-cream or the shocker.

I said it didn't really have anything to do with anything. I just saw it while looking for the other one, which is apparently hard to find because it is named tumblr_$fuckery.jpg

> 41,345,888 dead cyborg love dolls

Finally: I really *can* fix her!
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@jae @j @pernia Also: a dramatic recreation of the pinky finger, resigned to its fate.
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@p @pernia @j oh man this is a treat on wednesday to find the two beer surprise.

unrelated, did you eat any spicy chilies? i took a break for the last month and i'm covered in westnilevirus marks

@jae @j @pernia

> oh man this is a treat on wednesday

Good news, it's Thursday. (I can see how you'd make that mistake; 木 *kinda* looks like 水 if you got your lean on.)

> unrelated, did you eat any spicy chilies? i took a break for the last month and i'm covered in westnilevirus marks

Keeping up consumption of 357 at each meal. I'm inedible.

@p @pernia @j does she have a sister? (that's alive)

@p @pernia @j

> Good news, it's Thursday. (I can see how you'd make that mistake; 木 *kinda* looks like 水 if you got your lean on.)

i feel like we've hit this intersection before.

> Keeping up consumption of 357 at each meal. I'm inedible.

time to re-indoctorinate myself into the mysterious world of spicy peppers. the downside of re-introducing this is the ring of fire effect for the first few days. but goddamit, i'm a man refinement and toiletpaper

@jae @j @pernia

> ring of fire effect

357 doesn't have that effect. Just a couple of drops. Downside is you track which hand you used to touch bottle: do not use the same hand to rub your eyes or scratch your balls.

@p @pernia @j

> 357 doesn't have that effect. Just a couple of drops.

i thought you meant 357 peppers. i didn't know this was a saus. which one should i choose?

> Downside is you track which hand you used to touch bottle:

i wear nitrile gloves all the time, i'm prepared

> do not use the same hand to rub your eyes or scratch your balls.

i hired an assistant, i'm prepared.

@jae @j @pernia

> i thought you meant 357 peppers. i didn't know this was a saus. which one should i choose?

So far, only the original actually tastes good to me. Really great stuff: plenty of heat but no pain. I think this is due to cane juice.

> i wear nitrile gloves all the time, i'm prepared

bigbosssalute

> i hired an assistant, i'm prepared.
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@p @pernia @j

> So far, only the original actually tastes good to me. Really great stuff: plenty of heat but no pain. I think this is due to cane juice.

splendid recommendation. i'll grab some when i order charmin! i'm very excited.

about someone else scratching my balls finally